Chuck McCoy – The Evil Liberal

When a democrat is in the White House, the psycho conspiracy theories will fly.

As you probably know already, Congresswoman/Attention Addict Michelle Bachmann has been warning of the evil Obama Administration’s possible evil uses of “confidential information” gathered by the U.S. Census, such as your address and phone number.  The Census, of course, is mandated by the U.S. Constitution, but the wise Congresswoman said she may not fill her’s out, even though you’re supposed to.  Many teabagger/far righties are following this sage advice and threatening not to fill theirs out.  Great!  Less recorded population in far right regions means they get diluted congressional representation.

Michelle – for your next publicity seeking stunt, why not ask Texas Governor Rick Perry if your congressional district can join the sovereign nation of Texas once they succeed from the union.   There was once East Pakistan and West Pakistan.  There could be “Regular Texas” and “North Texas.”  I like it.  I like it a lot.  Of course, within a short period of time, they will have to go before the United Nations and plead for emergency relief.