Chuck McCoy – The Evil Liberal

Following a hoax by a McCain campaigner that a tall black man carved a B into her cheek(a story advanced by McCain’s PA communications director before all the facts were known), an active campaign volunteer for Barack Obama living in a small town in North Carolina now told the local sheriff’s department that last night, while closing up his shop, an apparently violent, enraged McCain supporter dragged him to the ground and carved a giant M in his cheek.  The local sheriff’s department is looking into this and has not yet determined if it is also a hoax or if it really happened.