Archive for April 2009

More Adventures in Convoluted Thought

April 21, 2009

Tea Baggers might want to check their facts next time they call in sick or take a personal day to protest an “evil democratic president’s” excessive tax hikes.  Actually, 95% of us at the bottom get a tax break.  They call President Obama a socialist, a communist, a facist and a nazi.  Wow, he’s Eugene [...]

Tea Baggin’ – or “National Corporate Sponsored, Exploit a Bunch of Poor Chumps for Usual Selfish Gain Day”

April 16, 2009

“Duh, I didn’t know that.”  That’s what they might say, if our working folk friends who partook in some corporate sponsored Tea Bag protesting yesterday(4/15) could take a magic “honesty” pill and then read this:  http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/Obama-tea-baggers-Ive-already/story.aspx?guid={30C2C4A6-E7AA-4833-A6E7-83C558FFA037} – but of course, Obama and all them other stinkin’ liberals are all liars, so don’t bother them with [...]

Glenn Beck Claims New Obama Dog is Also a Socialist

April 13, 2009

Actually, that’s not true – as of this very moment.  His show doesn’t air until tonight – tune in then and find out. note: I thought up this joke before Jay Leno’s writers, 4/13/09

ODS Strikes Right Wing Media

April 12, 2009

I never heard of the term BDS until someone accused me of suffering from this strange malady and I googled it.  BDS, short for Bush Derangement Syndrome, is a term first coined back in 2003 by conservative columnist and former practicing psychiatrist Charles Krauthammer.    Apparently, Dr. Krauthammer, an intense Iraq War supporter, has the medical [...]

Hannity Today, Hannity Yesterday, Hannity Forever – Agghhh!!

April 5, 2009

As you may have tried not to have heard already, Faux News bloviator Sean Hannity cherry picked President Obama’s excellent town hall speech in Strasbourg, France to make it seem like an attack on America.  The President was criticizing both American and European resentments toward each other.  Typically, Hannity quoted only half of what the [...]

A Rush of Insanity

April 1, 2009

Obama wants to nationalize the economy, New York City can “drop dead”, Obama is an angry man and his wife is an angry woman.  Rush Limbaugh, of course, is cool, calm, collected – and most importantly, totally sane. If someone acts crazy, we might nowadays say “get back on your meds.”   In Rush’s case, it [...]